Baltimore Sun Falls Short... Really Short!

Checking the Baltimore Sun's Arts/Life section for a couple of best bets for the weekend usually isn't a foray in to the dark side of being grossly and totally and politically incorrect. After this morning, I wonder if the Sun isn't providing just a tad bit Too Much Light for All:

Let's see now... what's up this weekend according to the Sun...

I haven't seen The City Real and Ideal at BMA...

Photographer Dan Magus is having a book signing at Touchet Gallery on Ann Street...

Emmy and Peabody Award winner, Paul Mecurio is headlining at the Comedy Factory...

...and, say, what's this? Could it be? Why, yes it could. IT IS: MIDGET STRIPPERS at Club Paradise in Middle River!

Oh, that's nice.

And by way of reporting this you see, I went to the Club Paradise website to confirm this, uh, event. And, get this... the venerable Baltimore Sun failed to mention that there's a special contest at Club Paradise tonight. An award for the Smallest Chick with the Biggest Rack!

I'm certainly not a bluenose. It's just that, for me, things turn south at the mention of little people getting naked for prizes and tips.